Chewing So Loud It Could Wake The Dead

Waldo was chewing on one of his new favorite toys. No more nasty stinky red and green cube for him. He chose a new favorite toy. It's this plastic tire thing. He was chewing soooo LOUD that he woke Alan up. (Alan who sleeps like the dead and will sleep through phone calls and banging on the door) Waldo must have known his chewing was the loudest most obnoxious noise ever because when I tried to take a picture to show his mighty drooly self he hid from the camera and guiltily stopped chewing.